Sigh…. I’ve been killing this song lately.
He’s got a really nice …. voice. 😀
Chopped, modified, and borrowed from premiere.com. By: Premiere.com Staff, 08/21/2009 11:51 am
Mentally, I cross off the guys that still look like kids (at least to me). What’s left are these guys – in no particular order – that are a little rough around the edges (some might be geezers to y’all):
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,
Johnny Depp (I just love him, it’s not about the looks anymore),
Eric Bana (goofy sexy),
Aaron Eckhart (slobber / drool),
Idris Elba (sorta has a sneaky vibe, but nice to look at),
Daniel Craig (fugly sexy),
Ed Burns (I can’t stand him, but yeah, I’d do him),
and old school handsome George Clooney (I like looking at him, not really interested in touching).
The other guys: Meh.
My snarky comments are under the picture captions.
Update: I tell you, the ladies added way way hotter additions than what Premiere came up with. See the comments section. 😀
1. James Franco
Mr Petulant and Sulky
2. Robert Pattinson
Here today. Gone tomorrow. Keep that hope alive.
3. Bradley Cooper
This picture does him no justice. I'd hit that.
4. Hugh Jackman
He's likeable. Handsome? Sorta.
5. Josh Duhamel
The guy leaves me dry. He's okay.
6. Ryan Reynolds
He really should stop wearing clothes.
7. Jake Gyllenhaal
I want to lobby Congress to pass legislative to keep him from "acting." Dude cannot act his way out of a paperbag. Always the same expression throughout an entire movie. As for being handsome: Meh.
8. Christian Bale
He's good looking, but the "crazy" wipes it away. How could Premiere leave out Sam Worthington?
My addition: Sam Worthington
He's not on the list! Are these people nuts?
9. Channing Tatum
Is it the steroids? Is he John Cena's mini-me? Probably.
John Cena will kick your ass!
10. Orlando Bloom
He's never going to look like an adult.
11. James Marsden
Good looking guy, he just never looks right on screen. Do they do it on purpose?
12. Brad Pitt
Mr. Smug, Smirky, and Annoying
13. Jamie Foxx
Chinese Shar Pei aka Jamie Foxx
14. Gerard Butler
Not actually handsome, but he is an entertaining actor.
15. Joseph Gordon Levitt
He's been an old man his entire life. Ease up on the recreational drugs dude.
16. Zac Efron
My how he's grown.
17. Chris Pine
I give him props for nailing the Captain Kirk-a-tude correctly.
18. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
I wont hold my breath that half-negro will ever co-star a real black woman as his love interest. He's still fine though.
19. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I don't get the attraction for this guy, but I wont hate on him. He's a good actor.
20. Jay Hernandez
¿quién es este? Who is this? Never heard of the guy.
21. Robert Downey Jr.
Downey's got "crazy man" eyes.
22. Denzel Washington
At least he's not afraid of co-starring with a black actress. Much love, Denzel!
23. Johnny Depp
Ever since 21 Jump Street, still love the guy. Don't be afraid of the sisters Johnny, at least co-star with one in a major flick (the pirate franchise doesn't count).
24. Leonardo DiCaprio
For the longest time I still thought he was in his 20s. He is an old man though!
25. Emile Hirsch
Sorry. He looks like a woman to me.
26. Chris Messina
27. Paul Rudd
He reminds me of Jason Bateman.
The brother of Paul Rudd?
28. Eric Bana
So hot. And I forgive him for the Hulk movie.
29. Tyrese Gibson
Think we'll ever see a black woman with his features get work like him? Oh, I didn't think so either. I was wondering if he now has in his contract to not have any black women as his co-star. Just wondering.
30. Aaron Eckhart
(Drool / slobber) I forgive him for working with Gwenyth Paltrow, I guess he needed the work.
31. Gael García Bernal
Great actor. Willing to do any role. To the point where it is disgusting. Is he handsome? After a few drinks. Probably.
32. Idris Elba
Good looking, but he has such a "I'm sneaky" vibe about him.
33. Daniel Craig
Totally fugly. Totally sexy. Watch him walk.
34. Ryan Gosling
He lacks gravitas. He cannot carry a film.
35. Josh Lucas
The little brother of Matthew McConaughey. Just kidding.
36. Dennis Quaid
Looking good old man. I would hit that.
37. Milo Ventimiglia
Meh. I suspect he got Simone killed off of Heroes.
38. Ed Burns
Irritating voice. Irritating man. Yeah, I'd do him.
39. George Clooney
Great actor. Nice to look at.
40. Ewan McGregor
Like Rhys Meyers, I don't get the attraction factor, but he's a decent actor.
I grabbed these photos from the following website:
Zack Burns – 1 and Zach Burns – 2.
Delicious: Thank you, sir!
Wow, it's crowded in there isn't it?