Tiger Woods: Lion Cheetah

Blame this post on two cosmopolitans. In case you miss it: this is sarcasm.

Tiger Woods

My response: So?

Oh, I’ll add that if Elin was a black woman, we’d be hearing a different tune from the mind-polluting media and various blogs.

Critters would skitter out from under their rocks offering “scientific evidence” – a.k.a. personal garbage opinions posing and offered as facts –  as to what is wrong with black women.

If Elin was a black woman, we would hear, ad nauseum it was her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women are materialistic gold diggers and would only marry Tiger for his money. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women have a habit of choosing insecure, stupid, and abusive men. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women wont let a black man, or a poor Cablasian, be a man. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women don’t treat their men right. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women aren’t submissive enough. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women don’t work fooking hard enough to stay attractive: lose weight, stay skinny, lighten up!, smile more!, dress really really nice, brush her teeth, permanently relax her nappy hair, and get a suitable butt-length weave. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women aren’t an important demographic, so the advertisers would be sticking with Tiger. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black men would encourage Tiger to dump his wife. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Black women would encourage Tiger to dump his wife and offer to take her place. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Nearly all comments on sports web sites and black gossip sites would describe, and post pics of, Elin as some species of animal. If Elin was a black woman, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

We wouldn’t hear a peep from the 12-plus hoes of Christmas if they were black women. The media wouldn’t offer the women any morning or prime-time exposure. They wouldn’t collect one red cent for their 15 minutes of fame.
 
If Elin was a black woman, she would receive no sympathy, it would be her fault Tiger cheated.

Blame this post on two cosmopolitans. In case you miss it: this is sarcasm.

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