National Dating Standards Lowered

From the Onion, where it’s sometimes hard to tell the truth from fiction.

The goal is to make dating easier for everybody. Notice who the first interviewee is. {{eyebrows raised}}

Yet, I could see the standards board becoming a reality, especially with this “we control everything” government. Of course, it’ll be run by the TSA … since it is a hands-on job.

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3 Replies to “National Dating Standards Lowered”

  1. I know this was played as satire, but I don’t think it was an accident that a black woman was interviewed for this segment along with a very overweight man.

    GoldenAh: You caught that, right? The media has been focusing on us, in a sly negative manner, ever since Mrs Obama stepped into the White House. They ain’t slick.

  2. Yeah, the media has been taking potshots, for sure. We see you, media machine.

    GoldenAh: What’s weirdly funny about it is that we get urged to lower our standards all the time (via the black media) anyway…. 🙂

  3. This clip was neither irritating nor funny to me. The Onion is always Over The Top.

    GoldenAh: Frat humor, basically.

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