Premiere’s List: 40 Most Handsome Hollywood Men

Chopped, modified, and borrowed from By: Staff, 08/21/2009 11:51 am

Mentally, I cross off the guys that still look like kids (at least to me). What’s left are these guys – in no particular order – that are a little rough around the edges (some might be geezers to y’all):

  • Bradley Cooper,
  • Ryan Reynolds,
  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,
  • Johnny Depp (I just love him, it’s not about the looks anymore),
  • Eric Bana (goofy sexy),
  • Aaron Eckhart (slobber / drool),
  • Idris Elba (sorta has a sneaky vibe, but nice to look at),
  • Daniel Craig (fugly sexy),
  • Dennis Quaid,
  • Ed Burns (I can’t stand him, but yeah, I’d do him),
  • and old school handsome George Clooney (I like looking at him, not really interested in touching).

The other guys: Meh.

My snarky comments are under the picture captions.

Update: I tell you, the ladies added way way hotter additions than what Premiere came up with. See the comments section. ๐Ÿ˜€

1. James Franco

Mr Petulant and Sulky

2. Robert Pattinson

Here today. Gone tomorrow.
Here today. Gone tomorrow. Keep that hope alive.

3. Bradley Cooper

This picture does him no justice. I'd hit that.

4. Hugh Jackman

He's likeable. Handsome? Sorta.

5. Josh Duhamel

The guy leaves me dry. He's okay.

6. Ryan Reynolds

He really should stop wearing clothes.

7. Jake Gyllenhaal

I want to lobby Congress to pass legislative to keep him from "acting." Dude cannot act his way out of a paperbag. Always the same expression throughout an entire movie. As for being handsome: Meh.

8. Christian Bale

He's good looking, but the "crazy" wipes it away. How could Premiere leave out Sam Worthington?

My addition: Sam Worthington

He's not on the list! Are these people nuts?

9. Channing Tatum

Is it the steroids? Is he John Cena's mini-me? Probably.
John Cena will kick your ass!

10. Orlando Bloom

He's never going to look like an adult.

11. James Marsden

Good looking guy, he just never looks right on screen. Do they do it on purpose?

12. Brad Pitt

Mr. Smug, Smirky, and Annoying

13. Jamie Foxx

Chinese Shar Pei aka Jamie Foxx

14. Gerard Butler

Not actually handsome, but he is an entertaining actor.

15. Joseph Gordon Levitt

He's been an old man his entire life. Ease up on the recreational drugs dude.

16. Zac Efron

My how he's grown.

17. Chris Pine

I give him props for nailing the Captain Kirk-a-tude correctly.

18. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

I wont hold my breath that half-negro will ever co-star a real black woman as his love interest. He's still fine though.

19. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

I don't get the attraction for this guy, but I wont hate on him. He's a good actor.

20. Jay Hernandez

ยฟquiรฉn es este? Who is this? Never heard of the guy.

21. Robert Downey Jr.

Downey's got "crazy man" eyes.

22. Denzel Washington

At least he's not afraid of co-starring with a black actress. Much love, Denzel!

23. Johnny Depp

Ever since 21 Jump Street, still love the guy. Don't be afraid of the sisters Johnny, at least co-star with one in a major flick (the pirate franchise doesn't count).

24. Leonardo DiCaprio

For the longest time I still thought he was in his 20s. He is an old man though!

25. Emile Hirsch

Sorry. He looks like a woman to me.

26. Chris Messina


27. Paul Rudd

He reminds me of Jason Bateman.
The brother of Paul Rudd?

28. Eric Bana

So hot. And I forgive him for the Hulk movie.

29. Tyrese Gibson

Think we'll ever see a black woman with his features get work like him? Oh, I didn't think so either. I was wondering if he now has in his contract to not have any black women as his co-star. Just wondering.

30. Aaron Eckhart

(Drool / slobber) I forgive him for working with Gwenyth Paltrow, I guess he needed the work.

31. Gael Garcรญa Bernal

Great actor. Willing to do any role. To the point where it is disgusting. Is he handsome? After a few drinks. Probably.

32. Idris Elba

Good looking, but he has such a "I'm sneaky" vibe about him.

33. Daniel Craig

Totally fugly. Totally sexy. Watch him walk.

34. Ryan Gosling

He lacks gravitas. He cannot carry a film.

35. Josh Lucas

The little brother of Matthew McConaughey. Just kidding.

36. Dennis Quaid

Looking good old man. I would hit that.

37. Milo Ventimiglia

Meh. I suspect he got Simone killed off of Heroes.

38. Ed Burns

Irritating voice. Irritating man. Yeah, I'd do him.

39. George Clooney

Great actor. Nice to look at.

40. Ewan McGregor

Like Rhys Meyers, I don't get the attraction factor, but he's a decent actor.

65 thoughts on “Premiere’s List: 40 Most Handsome Hollywood Men”

  1. All these british, scottish, irish and australian dudes are hot!!!!!!

    Clive Owen
    Daniel Craig
    Jason Isaacs
    Jeremy Northam
    Colin Firth
    Michael Sheen
    Peter Wingfield
    Hugh Jackman
    Liam Neeson
    Damian Lewis
    Simon Baker
    Julian McMahon*
    James Purefoy
    Tony Curran
    Ewan McGregor
    Rufus Sewell

    Some of them are getting older but I wouldn’t kick them out of bed for eating crackers (lol)

    GoldenAh: Awww, yes. We need a hot EuroMan page!! I didn’t know a lot of the names, but man, do I know those faces!

    I know Mr. Darcy though: Colin Firth. Got that DVD! ๐Ÿ˜€

    *Julian McMahon: I got special love for this guy. He wasn’t afraid to devote a whole season on Nip/Tuck to loving Sanaa Lathan. I know that wasn’t hard. LOL.

  2. LMAO @ Shar pei!
    One hottie you left out was John Cho, though. I wouldn’t throw him out of bed.

    GoldenAh: Now that you mention it, they could have added a few Asian guys like JC and Rain.

  3. I have to see that last film he made with the kidnapped daughter.
    Taken is a good movie. Scary as well. I’ve been reading more reports of human trafficing from other countries moving into France etc.

    This would be funny if it was so sad and distrubing
    So now Human Traffickers get a voice to complain about how they are portrayed in a movie.

    GoldenAh: Taken. That’s the name of the flick. ๐Ÿ™‚

    There’s billions of people on earth, kidnapping them is rather easy, and it’s as old as time.

  4. I’ve loved Ewan McGregor since before Star Wars when I was a kid and watched IFC and the Sundance Channel. I remember this girl saying that the cast were a bunch of nobodies (she meant unknowns). Her mom said I don’t think their nobodies to which she replied I mean they are unknown actors until I said are you kidding? That’s Liam Neeson (damn that’s sad when Americans don’t know who Liam Neeson is)and Obi Wan is Ewan McGregor. It’s like people who act like Clive Owen was some overnight hit or Jude Law. I was like dude please watch movies that are outside of U. S. in fact watch some U. S. indie films as well

    GoldenAh: I first heard of Ewan from Trainspotting. Who doesn’t know Liam Neeson? I have to see that last film he made with the kidnapped daughter.

    Clive Owen. Yeah, baby! He likes his films weird: I still don’t get Children of Men. Still liked it though. Chiwetel Ejiofor is a good actor too. Don’t see much of him these days.

    I love foreign films, I have to come up with a list, although it’s nowhere as extensive as I’d like.

  5. Oh, I am crazy for Bradley Cooper, too. Yum!

    Smokin’ hot.

    GoldenAh: Yeah! Love those blonds. ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. Well, I would have to agree with a lot of your list. Although I have a lot more passion for George Clooney, Denzel Washington and Johnny Depp than you do, I think.

    I’d like to put a list together under the working title of “Guys who are dead, but I would have totally laid them while in their prime”.

    Think about that for a moment. There could be a lot of manly men on that list; guys like Gary Cooper, Gregory Peck, John Wayne, William Holden, Humphrey Bogart, Sidney Poitier, Joseph Cotten, Steve McQueen, Lee Marvin, James Coburn, Sean Connery, Anthony Quinn, Richard Burton, Jean Renoir, etc.

    Oh yeah, now we’re talkin’ some serious ish.

    GoldenAh: Great idea. That will definitely be a future post! ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. I love your Jamie Foxx photo. It completely matches him.

    GoldenAh: That’s all I see when I look at him. ๐Ÿ˜€

    But Gerald Butler is handsome! Have you seen his interview where he was trying to flirt with Queen Latifah? I would go backstage with him anyday…

    Anywho, some of those men need to leave the list for sure but I co-sign on Sam Worthington. Now off to go look up his movies.~

    GoldenAh: GB’s a cool dude. I thought he was hilarious in The Ugly Truth.

  8. I guess Jon Hamm didn’t make their list. I’d definitely do him. Like 9 times. And then another one just to make it an even 10.

    GoldenAh: ROFLMAO. That’s my girl. We’re {{here}} on that. ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. no.7 and 37 the only decent guys on the list dont agree with you on jake he’s a great actor one of the best in young hollywood at the mo’ and super hot! Liked Paul Rudd in Clueless -he was so cute in that!

    GoldenAh: I could just see myself harassing Jake Gyllenhaal, and not in a pleasant way. ๐Ÿ™‚

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