National Dating Standards Lowered

From the Onion, where it’s sometimes hard to tell the truth from fiction.

The goal is to make dating easier for everybody. Notice who the first interviewee is. {{eyebrows raised}}

Yet, I could see the standards board becoming a reality, especially with this “we control everything” government. Of course, it’ll be run by the TSA … since it is a hands-on job.

YouTube: The Onion – National Dating Standards Lowered
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